How To: Learn Taijutsu

This may sound wierd but I wanna be kidnapped by ninja and taught their ways I am tan skinned brown eyes and I'm very strong and really stealthy and light on my feet I tried asking for martial arts lesson but got denied and I've tried teaching myself buts isn't get far I can amazingly 7.4ft and I just really want to be ninja so in order to get to me you must email me at mjmakiah@gmail.com and have proof that your these people I already have a plan figured Purim not resistant try not to Hurt me . I'm not asking I'm BEGGING

If not just email me anyway but really do consider it I've trained myself for 5yrs and can sneak past my pets and anyone stupid. And thanks for the video I thought the other ninja moved at amazing speed

i love learning martial arts so people stop bullying me too much but now i gonna put down on this one

i also wish i was kidnapped by ninjas and then be trained by them if only it happened ryt nw